Edward

Found this blog online:

"Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire."

I laughed out loud at this, but the sad thing is, it's probably true. I've had to have multiple conversations with teenage girls clarifying that "Edward" is fictional. Despite my efforts to convince them that Edward doesn't exist, he has set the boyfriend standard quite high. While I do not support emotionally lusting after a fictional character or an unattainable relationship, I support any means that keeps teenage gals away from guys for the time being. Thank you, Edward. At least for now.