Dear House I'm Hoping to Buy,

Why do you have so many expensive problems?
You're making me nervous.

I just want to buy you but your problems in the crawlspace aren't very appealing. I really really like you. I like your character, hard wood, big rooms, huge fenced in back yard, and location. But your hidden issues are making me question your integrity.

If you have mice, I have extensive experience in getting rid of them. I'd take good care of you, house. Hope to see you soon.