Some things that have changed since we tied the knot:- I eat more meat
- I watch more TV
- To double check to make sure the toilet seat is down
- Don't leave leftover hair in the shower drain (it grosses him out)
- Twice as much laundry
- More stinky laundry
- There is now cheese, beer, bacon, ranch dressing, and 2% milk in the fridge
- The budget is in full force...kinda
Some things I've learned since we tied the knot:- How to play the wii
- Sports knowledge
- That I'm more of a snot than I anticipated
- Cereal and yogurt are not a sufficient meal for a male
- Austin likes a house project if it can somehow involve a power tool
- No matter what you have in life, there is always a sense of discontentment
- No other relationship can sanctify you more than a husband/wife
- Always have frozen biscuits in the freezer
- Grocery shopping together can be hazardous to the relationship
- I have no poker face
- I can always love more
3 comments:
I laughed out loud at this...particularly the comment about yogurt and cereal not sufficing as a meal for a male. This is true...nor does left over cake suffice as an adequate breakfast.
I completely understand how mealtimes change...I used to eat tortellini and spinach or pasta with vegetables all over it for dinner. :-)
btw - cake still suffices for me. I just ignore him. LOL
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